[Intro] Oi You good? Nah, you’re not [Verse 1] Pulled up in my creps, damp from the rain You came in loud, left with a stain on your name Talk big for the queue, then you move all strange Like your ego got robbed in exchange for change Big mouth, little aura, mate, that’s tragic Chat so hard, but the facts don’t match it You do the most, I do damage One bar leaves your whole front page in panic Your mate said, “steady,” I said, “nah, let him He’s got a fake-sauce grin and a Tesco legend” I’m too slick, too quick, too petty You blink, miss the bar, then I’m already ready [Pre-Chorus] Hold tight, watch this You ain’t built for the twist One step, then trip Two-step, then miss [Chorus] Behave, mate, behave You’re talking, but you ain’t brave Behave, mate, behave Get bounced to the back of the rave Behave, mate, behave That chat gets you sent sideways Behave, mate, behave Oi, oi, oi [Verse 2] Seen your crew do laps for the camera Same tired pose, same tired drama You’re all cap, no spark, no stamina Look like a bus lane stop in pyjamas I’m on point, you’re on crook timing Your punchlines land like a toy car driving Mine hit hard, then the room starts vibing Your whole routine just died in the ironing You said “who’s that?” — bro, that’s awkward I’m the one your boy keeps naming in whispers I don’t bark, I just slip and score Then I’m out the door with the last laugh glistening [Pre-Chorus] Hold tight, watch this You ain’t built for the twist One step, then trip Two-step, then miss [Chorus] Behave, mate, behave You’re talking, but you ain’t brave Behave, mate, behave Get bounced to the back of the rave Behave, mate, behave That chat gets you sent sideways Behave, mate, behave Oi, oi, oi [Bridge] Shh, now Whole room leans in You came with the noise I came with the grin One last word Then I’m gone again Left you spinning like “Was that aimed at him?” [Final Chorus] Behave, mate, behave You’re talking, but you ain’t brave Behave, mate, behave Get bounced to the back of the rave Behave, mate, behave That chat gets you sent sideways Behave, mate, behave Oi, oi, oi [Outro] Too much talk Too little class You came to flex I came to laugh
