[high energy build up intro] Earl's the biggest, the baddest, the best He's the fittest, the fastest, they think he's on test! He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and he likes to have sex! He's got a big ass dick, and he rides a T-Rex! -oh yes!- Earl's the biggest, the baddest, the best He's the fittest, the fastest, they think he's on test! He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and he likes to have sex! He's got a big ass dick, and he rides a T-Rex! [background vocals, lower volume outro] Have you heard of a guy named Earl[hold note] Well your mother has! [guitar solo]
