[Verse 1] Used to dream of laser eyes Capes Cool boots And flying skies Woke up cursed with something worse A radioactive colon burst (yeah) One burrito City shakes Every taco High-stakes quake Doctor said "you're weapon-grade" Now I'm on the hero page [Chorus] If I was a superhero I'd clear the streets in seconds flat Toxic farts of doom and sorrow Knock you out just like that (like that!) Saving lives Losing friends 'Cause my butt gas offends Rear Ender Renegader (Rear Ender!!) Clearing crime scenes Clearing guts [Verse 2] Hear a scream behind the mall Pull my finger Clear the hall Robbers drop before they shoot Eyes watering in their boots Citizens all chant my name From a very safe domain News chopper says "he saved the day Also melted half the subway" [Chorus] If I was a superhero I'd clear the streets in seconds flat Toxic farts of doom and sorrow Knock you out just like that (oh no!) Saving lives Losing friends 'Cause my butt gas offends Rear Ender Renegader (Rear Ender!!) Clearing crime scenes Clearing guts [Bridge] My best friend blocked my number (rude) Girlfriend moved to Timbuktu Therapist wears a gas mask (stylish) Every session Deja poo Mayor gave me golden key From the other side of town (way over there) He said "son We’re so damn grateful Please just never turn around" [Chorus] If I was a superhero I'd clear the streets in seconds flat Toxic farts of doom and sorrow Knock you out just like that (hey!) Saving lives Losing friends 'Cause my butt gas offends Rear Ender Renegader (Rear Ender!!) Yeah I'm saving your ass with my Rear End (Rear Ender!) I'm the hero that stinks way too much (too much!)
