[Verse 1] On a cruise ship in the middle of the sea, The service is slow, as bad as it can be. The drinks are warm, the food's a bore, So they decide to poop right on the floor. [Chorus] Oh, the chaos ensues, as the guests all flee, The captain shouts, "What's that smell at sea?" With staff slipping and sliding all around, Their act of protest sure did astound! [Verse 2] The crew's in a panic, it's a slip-and-slide, As passengers giggle and try to hide. "Who's the culprit?" the staff all shout, But our hero just smiles and ducks out. [Chorus] Oh, the chaos ensues, as the guests all flee, The captain shouts, "What's that smell at sea?" With staff slipping and sliding all around, Their act of protest sure did astound! [Verse 3] Now the captain's on the mic, with a stern face, "Our next port of call is a cleaning place!" But our hero just grins and winks at the crew, "You'll never forget this cruise, it's true!" [Chorus] Oh, the chaos ensues, as the guests all flee, The captain shouts, "What's that smell at sea?" With staff slipping and sliding all around, Their act of protest sure did astound!
