[Intro] [High-pitched soul sample: "Keep it on... keep it on... ohhh!"] [Hard hitting kick and snare enters] [Vinyl crackle for texture] (Yeah, you know what it is) (Everything comes off... except one thing) [Verse 1] I'ma lay you down, baby, take your clothes off I'll make love to you, in all the ways you want But one thing I won't do [Sample: "No, no, no!"] Is take off my turtleneck My turtleneck [High-pitched sample echo] My turtleneck (Check the thread count, baby) [Chorus] [Soulful piano chords] [Dramatic strings] Please stop asking me to take off my turtleneck Baby, I'm butt-naked from the waist down Baby, loving you is my favorite habit Kiss my neck through this fabric [Sample: "Feel the cashmere!"] 'Cause all I want to do is make love to you In my turtleneck In this motherfucking cashmere turtleneck [Vocal ad-libs] (It’s a lifestyle!) I'm dripping turtleneck sweat, it's hot But I'm not taking this T-N-R off! [Bridge] [Beat cuts out, just the high-pitched sample and clapping] [Sample: "Don't touch the neck, don't touch the neck, ohhh!"] I won't stop until you get off... (Yeah, keep that collar tight) [Outro] [Full orchestral climax] I'ma lay you down, baby (Baby) But the wool stays on, the silk stays on One thing I won't do... [Sample: "My turtleneck!"] Stop asking, I won't do it! [Sample loops and fades: "Turtleneck... turtleneck..."] [Grand piano finale]
