[Verse 1] I tapped that follow button, watched the little wheel spin Jotted on a fresh account, same wall, closing in Thought the door was welded shut, thought I caught the quiet band Started writing breakup songs for a friendship I never had Then somebody read the fine print hiding in the hall Five thousand is the ceiling, not a curse At all, I made a whole conspiracy Rehearsed my courtroom stair Turns out the villain was a number sitting there What the crap, who does that? Puts a 5K roof on a social app [Verse 2] I thought I got a soft band Thought I lost my weight I was just a woman Followed past the limit [Chorus] What the crap, hear me laugh Built a panic room around a simple Ed jokes, but this one's too abstract Who the fuck does that? [Verse 3] I checked the buttons, twice refreshed until my thumb went unblamed The servers blame the moon, blamed everyone Everyone had a diss track in the notes before the answer came Now the punchline's doing numbers and the numbers got a name No secret blacklist, no invisible decree Just a crowded little staircase saying not today to me I bought a sword to swat a fly I went to the store [Chorus] 5,000 friends is apparently before What the crap, who does that? Puts a 5K roof on a social app I thought I got soft and thought I lost my way I was just one follow past the limit for the day What the crap, hear me laugh Built a panic room around a simple couch Who know you've got jokes, but this one's too abstract Who the fuck does that? Who the fuck does tha a a a a a - a a a a a a a a a a A a a a a a a a a a a A a a a a a a a a a a [Verse 4] Mmm, I wanted an apology, a culprit and a sign Got a tiny little ceiling and a very public wine So here's my grand indictment, let the whole room clap You made me fight a phantom with a 5,000 cap [Chorus] What the crap Who does that? Puts a 5K roof on a social app [Bridge] I thought I got a soft ban, now I know the play I was only out of follows for a minute yesterday What the crap, hear me laugh Turn to user interface, hiccup to uptrack Soon I'll take your cap and put it on the plaque [Chorus] Who the fuck does that? Five thousand, five Five thousand written in the glass [Verse 5] Not a Not a blacklist, just a limit that I've passed Five thousand, five Thousand, now I know the facts Still gonna ask the Question Who the fuck does that?
