[Spoken intro] [Narrator] From the planet Zephyr, she's here to make us laugh, dance and sing. She can disguise as anybody for secret missions. [Zardo Zap] Resistance is futile. [Narrator] Her hypersensitive scanners locked onto a reptilian entity traversing the nebula. This enigmatic being is none other than Zardo Zap. [Zardo Zap] Yes, that's me! (and she's ready for her mission! [instrumental intro] [Verse 1] Well, Zardo Zap was flying around She landed her saucer here on the ground Zardo Zap hadn't been here long When she started singing this song [Chorus] Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo [Verse 2] When everybody saw her on the ground People started gathering around Very soon her song caught on Everyone sang along [Chorus] Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo [Bridge] She thought that Earth was really hip She was tired and hungry after making the trip Thirty zillion clicks is a long way to come To get some Pappadums (Pappadums) [Chorus] Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo [Spoken] [Zardo Zap] Get me some lemonade. [Citizen] Here you go, Zardo. Some fresh lemonade. [Zardo Zap] Thank you, I must be leaving now. [Outro] Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo [Spoken outro] [Narrator] With a final burst of stardust, she ascends to the cosmos. Her mission complete, the universe sings her melody in a harmony beyond time and space.
