[Long Instrumental Intro — manic 1970s disco-funk, rubbery bass, hand percussion, playful strings, comic accents] [Verse 1] Need another pair And another pair One pair for day walking One pair for evening air Wedding pair for weddings Another pair for the next Walking pair for daytime Walking pair for… walking next Stilettos for the staircase Platforms for the floor Flat boots for flat occasions Then seventeen pairs more [Pre-Chorus] Open the box! Another box! Another box inside that box! [Chorus] Shoes, & More Shoes! Need another pair! Shoes, & More Shoes! Need another pair! Day pair! Wedding pair! Rain pair! Party pair! Shoes, & More Shoes! There must be another pair! [Instrumental Interlude — funky bass, handclaps, comic percussion] [Verse 2] Cowboy boots for horseback riding Still waiting for the horse Hiking boots for hiking Hiking wasn’t on the course Rain boots for rainy weather Snow boots for snow Grocery shoes for groceries Special shoes for buying groceries slow [Break — sudden stop] Need another pair. For Tuesday. [Beat returns] Already have Tuesday shoes! Those are for next Tuesday! [Chorus] Shoes, & More Shoes! Need another pair! Shoes, & More Shoes! Need another pair! High heels! Flat boots! Loafers! Pumps! One pair for walking One pair for looking fabulous! [Bridge] Twenty pairs under the bed Thirty hiding in a chair Forty pairs inside the suitcase Three pairs in the kitchenware [Break — dramatic stop] Why are there boots in the bathtub? Emergency footwear. [Final Chorus] Shoes, & More Shoes! Need another pair! Shoes, & More Shoes! Need another pair! Wedding pair! Walking pair! Rain pair! Travel pair! One pair for absolutely nothing… And another pair for that! [Instrumental Outro — manic disco-funk finale, comic bass, hand percussion, exaggerated strings, repeated “Another pair!”]
