Sucks to be a DUCK -Shoulda Woulda Been a BEAVER BELIEVER!

Shoulda Woulda Been a BEAVER BELIEVER! Sucks to be a Duck, One check box to apply, Asking your Pledge Mate -do ducks F L I FLY? Yes or No, you didn't have to go. I know, U of O But do they fly??? haha Oregon State University is in the Know, No bragging, tail wagging, just tailgating the girl you're dating. Ohhhh wouldn't it be nice to be a BEAV. The song's lyrics convey upsetting way to say DUCKS FANS, SUCKS TO BE U(ofO) A FUCKIING DUCK Crowd SCREAMS O-S-U Oregon State! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! I'M A BEAVER, BEAVER BELIEVER (plays humorsluy) Sucks to be A Duck, Yup yup you fucked up, Oh well go to U of Ohhh , right again, your girlfriend in green, Just like highschool, Still a HOE!!! Hoe Downtown here we go, Never should you have chose U f O. Shoulda been a Beaver. Let us build our DAMN Now fly away but lookout for lamp poles, flag poles, Green lips from the wrong hole, Now fly! up in the sky. (sound: Quack hits pole Ding!) Ha ha Ya at least you tried? FUCK THE DUCKS Oh sucks to be a DUCK, Too bad your Dad Chuck, Fucked a Duck, Quack quack no going back, It's ok, don't worry Ducky Doo, You can hear her scream FUCK U Of ...Ohhhhhhhhh...my BEAVER BELIEVER... No problem babe, just like th days ILL LEAVE IT TO BEAVER!! (sounds of tv show) Sucks to Be a Duck. Rhyme Rhyme, your mom says just in time. Only BEAVER BELIEVERS Your favorite... Wet Hot Moist Duck..... dinner and a line.... of a Drummer, haha (sniff) Ahhhhh ELANmoda Productions Welcome to your new seductions. GO BEAVS!