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Stains And Stardust

That’s Nice
70’s, Raw, minimal, UK rock, lo-fi, British post rock, dark, heavy, loud, art rock, experimental rock, proto-punk, psychedelic rock, and avant-pop, 1970s glam rock instrumental in the style of Z Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, raw electric guitar tones, theatrical chord progressions, vintage tube amp grit, tight rhythm section, spacey background textures, emotional piano fills, slinky glam swagger, mid-tempo groove, Bowie-style glam ballad atmosphere, Mick Ronson-style glam rock guitar solo, melodic phrasing, expressive bends, vintage fuzz tones, soaring lead licks with blues-rock influence, dramatic and emotional, Spacey glam rock breakdown with haunting string-like Mellotron, atmospheric reverb, soulful guitar leads, slow build into a dramatic solo, in the vein of Bowie and Ronson’s Z Stardust era
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Kick your fuckin’ door like a battering ram, Ate all your food, took a shit in the pan! Spat on your sofa, wiped my ass on your chair, Called your old man a soft cunt with no hair! I ain’t got manners, I ain’t got grace, I’ll nut in your cereal and spit in your face! Your mum said “no,” then she changed her mind, Now she’s on all fours, screamin’ “One more time!” I’M A MOTHERFUCKER! A no good, dogshit gutter sucker! A big dick punk with a filthy mind! I don’t give a fuck and I never will, I’ll wreck your house and I’ll shag your mum still! Fucked her in the kitchen, fucked her in the bath, Fucked her so hard she forgot how to laugh! Broke your Xbox, pissed on your clothes, Taught your grandmother how to sniff up coke! Ain’t no judge gonna send me down, I’ll fuck his wife then burn his town! Your mum’s in bed, she calls me “King,” While your dad’s downstairs crying, “Why me!” I’M A MOTHERFUCKER! A foul mouthed bastard, a bad-luck brunger! A whiskey-stained prick with a devilish grin! I don’t give a fuck and I never will, I’ll wreck your street while I fuck your mum still! Sniffin’ up coke off your granny’s lap, Fucked your mum so hard her tits went flat! Stole your car, crashed it twice, Then got your father to pay the price! I don’t say sorry, I don’t say please, I’ll fuck your mum and I’ll charge her fees! She’s got my name tattooed on her ass, Your dad’s in the corner havin’ a panic attack! I’M A MOTHERFUCKER! A back alley blood stained bedpost thumper! A mean old bastard with a rock hard dick! I don’t give a fuck and I never did, I’ll ruin your town while I fuck your mum quick! Told your grandma, let’s go out and I’ll plan it. Took her on a date and left her stranded! Drank all your booze, smoked all your weed, Left piss stains on your Christmas tree! I break all rules, I piss on graves, I fuck like a beast and I never behave! Your mum tried beggin’, she begged real nice, But I stole her purse and I shagged her twice! I’M A MOTHERFUCKER! A two bit, beer slick, filth ridden blunder! A wild ass freak with a thirst for sin! I don’t give a fuck and I never will, I’ll fuck your mum while I pop her pills! Took your grandad’s wheelchair for a joyride, Rolled it down the street while I shagged his bride! Wrote my name in shit on your neighbor’s door, Then fucked your mum on the kitchen floor! Ain’t no priest gonna save my soul, I’ll fuck his wife with the altar pole! Your mum’s upstairs, she’s beggin’ for more, While your dad’s in the shower cryin’ like a whore! I’M A MOTHERFUCKER! A world class dickhead, a record-holder! A piss stained punk with a fist in the air! I don’t give a fuck and I never did, I’ll fuck your mum and I’ll move right in! Oi, kid, call me ‘Dad’ now, yeah? Your mum’s makin’ me breakfast, Your sister’s ironin’ my jeans, And your dad? Well, I kicked him out. This is my house now! Now shut the fuck up while I fuck your mum AGAIN! MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR!!!!