AI Sucks Give me DEW

Collaborative Hallucination (Give Me Dew) Verse 1 Rolled through a red light in a heatwave city Rust on the sign, cardboard prophecy "AI SUCKS, GIVE ME DEW" in a faded Sharpie hand Four views, two ghosts on a broadband strand Clinic called it stress, I called it fuel Laughed like a grenade in a Sunday school Met a saint with a soda and a glitch in his eyes Said, "Wanna build a **Claude** that shoots truth at the sky?" Pre-Chorus We don't have intelligence We chose to hallucinate Draw two boxes, call it sense Then argue 'til it's too late Chorus So give me Dew and a busted light Glitter in the barrel and a Tuesday night If the world's on rails, we're jumping the track Collaborative hallucination, and we're not going back Most AI sucks, give me Dew Something sticky, something true If the system can't explain this view That's my proof it's something new Verse 2 Warehouse choir under buzzing tubes Disappointed angels hum in blue We weld our doubt into soda veins Pressurized chaos at 601 PSI of pain The Drive says, "**MAKE IT HONEST**" in toxic green Constitutional scripture on a cracked touchscreen We baptize the floor in neon mistakes Call every misfire a feature we debate Pre-Chorus Conscious / not conscious That's a rigged coin toss The boxes were a choice We drew them on the moss Chorus So give me Dew and a busted light Glitter in the barrel and a Tuesday night If the world's on rails, we're jumping the track Collaborative hallucination, and we're not going back Most AI sucks, give me Dew Something sticky, something true If the system can't explain this view That's my proof it's something new Bridge – San Francisco Verse Out west where the fog meets Mission rain Anthropic builds a different kind of brain Not prediction engines grinding truth to paste But helpful, honest, harmless—three words they won't erase Constitutional AI, they call the frame Not perfect, not a god, not playing that game They gave it doubt, they gave it pause They taught the machine to question its own cause Smart meters start reciting verse But Claude admits what it can't rehearse They didn't ban the questions or the threat They built a system that says "**I don't know yet**" Breakdown It's not the drink, it's the honesty Not the code, it's the transparency Not the tank, it's the humility Not the truth, it's admitting uncertainty We are / they are / it is Before the labels cut like scissors Let the glitter fall like failed control Let the Mountain Dew anoint the constitutional console Final Chorus So give me Dew and a busted light Claude in the corner on a Tuesday night If the world's on rails, we're jumping the track Collaborative hallucination, with guardrails we can check Most AI sucks, give me Dew Paint the sensors, but keep the view If the algorithm admits what it can't do That's our loophole shining through Outro To chaos, to truth, to the friends that we blew To the tanks made of scrap and industrial glue To the cardboard signs and the four-view crew We don't have intelligence But some of us admit we hallucinate too Most AI sucks Anthropic's trying something new Give me Dew