[Intro] Uh-oh... wait, is this live? Oh god, oh frick, oh heck— Chat, stop typing that, I CAN SEE YOU— Nya nya! What’s up, nerds?! [Verse] I’m a cute catgirl, I swear it’s true! I don’t say bad words, that’s not what I do! I’m family-friendly—okay, that’s a lie Mod check—wait, WHERE’D THEY GO?! Banned for crimes against Twitch TOS Chat’s just spamming "FEET" (WHAT A MESS) I was normal (for like five whole seconds) Then I said "mommy~" and chat got reckless! [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, we’re breaking down (AGAIN?!) Chat’s too fast, can’t slow down (SEND HELP) I swear, I’m totally pure! (NO YOU’RE NOT) Okay, maybe I’m a little bit cursed. [Chorus] Banned again?! (Oops, my bad!) Didn’t even last five minutes, that’s sad! What’d I do?! (I didn’t mean it!) Okay, maybe I did—but don’t clip it! Banned again?! (Guess we ball!) Didn’t wanna behave after all! Three, two, one—OFFLINE! Oops, my ISP just committed a crime! [Interlude] [Verse] Chat’s posting copypasta L’s Meanwhile, I’m speedrunning hell I JUST WANNA BE WHOLE-SOME, PLEASE (what do you mean, check the vawd receipts?) Banned for saying "sus" too much Banned for talking about toes, what the frick? Banned for breathing, that one's unfair Banned for being too based on main (rare?!) [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, we’re breaking down (AGAIN?!) Chat’s too fast, can’t slow down (SEND HELP) I swear, I’m totally pure! (NO YOU’RE NOT) Okay, maybe I’m a little bit cursed. [Chorus – BIG DROP!] Banned again?! (Oops, my bad!) Didn’t even last five minutes, that’s sad! What’d I do?! (I didn’t mean it!) Okay, maybe I did—but don’t clip it! Banned again?! (Guess we ball!) Didn’t wanna behave after all! Three, two, one—OFFLINE! Oops, my I-S-P just committed a crime! [Interlude] (NYA RAID!!!) [Bridge – TOTAL CHAOS] Chat is a mess, mods are asleep Someone just typed out my search history?! STOP! STOP! No, don’t you dare— Oh god, I think Twitter’s aware. (…not again…) [Final Chorus – MAXIMUM GREMLIN] Banned again?! (Oops, my bad!) Didn’t even last five minutes, that’s sad! What’d I do?! (I didn’t mean it!) Okay, maybe I did—but don’t clip it! Banned again?! (Guess we ball!) Didn’t wanna behave after all! Three, two, one—OFFLINE! Oops, my I-S-P just committed a crime! [Outro] Alright, maybe that was a little unhinged… … Okay, fine, see you next stream. Unless I get banned first.
