[Intro] [brass section stabs, driving drum beat, slap bass] [Chorus] [male vocals, energetic delivery] I need an awesome blossom I need an awesome blossom I need to give a little kid my kidney I need pretzels, I feel hungry I step in water, pure koi, oh my god Am I Michael Scott? [Verse 1] [rhythmic, spoken-word style] Hard on, right place Wisdom in face Who is this hero? Who is the good one? Michael Scarn, the only one What if people are strangers for me? I like them like family, but Sometimes I start a sentence And I don't even know where it's going I just hope I find it along the way What did I say? [Pre-Chorus] I'm not superstitious But I am a little stitious Main taxpayer money, god bless [brass swell] [Chorus] I need an awesome blossom I need to give a little kid my kidney I need pretzels, I feel hungry I step in water, pure koi, oh my god Am I Michael Scott? [Bridge] [record scratch] Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city What? What? What? Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city What? What? [Verse 2] In the office with good coffee we got rules Sometimes eat Phyllis's food but everybody knows Identity theft is not a joke Much better is Mary Jane smoke That's right Sometimes I feel so fine like on some drug Perfectenschlag [Chorus] Hard on, right place Wisdom in face Who is this hero? Who is the good one? Michael Scott, the only one [Verse 3] I am an early bird and I'm a night owl So I'm wise and I have worms Tellin' this my boss, he said "You are so, so lost" People will never be replaced by machines In the end, life and business are about human connections Tellin' this my boss now "You are really lost" I love people but sometimes it's harder If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby I would shoot Toby twice! [Outro] [heavy brass hits] Blood and iron moves the wheels of history I need an awesome blossom I need to give a little kid my kidney I need pretzels, I feel hungry I step in water, pure koi, oh my god Am I Michael Scott? Lazy Scranton Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city What? What? What? In every office find some Kevin It's not only Dunder Mifflin In the kitchen Kelly's brainstorming Angela show you kittens If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working for? In every office must be fun I love inside jokes I'd love to be a part of one I declare bankruptcy! Quabity Assuance No, no, no, but I'm getting close Guacamole! Be[Intro] [brass section stabs, driving drum beat, slap bass] [Chorus] [male vocals, energetic delivery] I etsne, Battleed star aGalan ctaica weYou need a guy in the office who can say I put it in jello again soBeetsme , Battleblosstar soGalactm ica Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? You need in the office one of a kind My name is Nick And you are the snitch That one night, you make everything alright It's so big, you're hardly my hardest assignment Can Can you you make make it it go go any any faster? faster? This This is is so so bad badThat's what she said! Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city Scranton, what? The electric city What? What? What?do i know this? ... [deep male voice] Im prison Mike
