[Verse 1] This tune’s a masterpiece of mediocrity Every note a crime A missed opportunity It’s stuck in my head Yeah It won’t let go Like gum on my shoe or a bad sitcom show [Prechorus] The chorus is a dumpster fire The verses barely try But here I am Singing along Why Oh why? [Chorus] Turn it off Turn it down Make it stop This crappy song’s climbing to the top Earworms digging Can’t escape the sound Oh no Oh no It’s spinning me around [Verse 2] The lyrics are deep Like a puddle in July The melody’s sharp Like a spoon—nice try It’s the anthem of the brain-dead The clueless parade A symphony of static in a glitter charade [Bridge] Is it satire? Is it serious? I can’t tell It’s delirious Who wrote this junk? Who hit record? I’m laughing so hard I’m floored [Chorus] Turn it off Turn it down Make it stop This crappy song’s climbing to the top Earworms digging Can’t escape the sound Oh no Oh no It’s spinning me around
