---------------------------- Lyrics by : Kathlene Rushing © 2025 Kathlene Rushing original music by creator – full rights owned All rights reserved. ---------------------------- (Verse–Chorus–Verse–Chorus–Bridge–Chorus) [Verse 1] He said the windmills make the whales go nuts, He stopped a war with France — say what?! He called folks “Azerasians” with a grin, And thinks red meat’s a left-wing sin. He called Sioux Falls “Sous City” too, And spelled parade with a letter or two. He loves folks who love him back — And thinks Jesus would rig the vote in his stack. [Chorus] 🎶 He said what?! Oh no, not again — Tripping over truth like a drunk with a pen. Words like tumbleweeds blowin' in his brain, Every time he talks, we feel the pain. He said what?! Lord, bless this mess — The flag code’s crying and spellcheck’s stressed. If nonsense was gold, he’d be king of the land… With tiny flags in each little hand. 🎶 [Verse 2] He signed a flag on Flag Day morn, Like marking territory he was born. Said cats and dogs were dinner plates, And whales can’t stand them windmill fates. He don’t read briefings, don’t like the facts, Lives in a silo of ego-packed cracks. “Smartest guy,” he claims to be, But can’t spell “parade” in a presidential decree. [Chorus] 🎶 He said what?! Oh Lord, it’s real — Truth Social posts that make minds squeal. Grammar took cover, logic took flight, And reason’s been missin’ since election night. He said what?! Just press rewind — The bloopers of a nation in a narcissist’s mind. If chaos had a voice, it’d sound like this — A storm of nonsense we can’t dismiss. 🎶 [Bridge] You can’t gaslight your way out of a trainwreck, You can’t sign a flag and say “what the heck.” This ain’t no parade — it’s a clown car of spins, But the circus gets louder every time he grins. [Final Chorus] 🎶 He said what?! We heard it all — From cows to France to a spelling brawl. If ignorance was power, he’d light the grid, With every word that he ever did. He said what?! Oh history sighs — With headlines built from bloated lies. But we the people still hold the light — And we’re marching out of this mess tonight.
