Snap! Mend! - Mending Cantrip Song

[Verse 1] Oh no! You tripped, your robe got ripped, Your wizard hat’s lookin’ kinda unzipped, Your spellbook fell and lost some pages, Now you're cryin’? We’re spellcasting sages! (Hold up, I got this!) [Chorus] Snap! Mend! – Rip’s undone, now start again! Cracks, tears, stitches tight! Just one spell, we’ll make it right! Poof! Fix! – Good as new, with just a flick! Broken hearts? Well, not today… (Mending don’t work that way! ) [Verse 2] Hey rogue, your toolkit’s seen better days, Lockpick snapped? Well, that’s cliché. Fighter’s shield looks half-destroyed— Good thing I’m here, unemployed! (Seriously, where’s my payment?) [Chorus] Snap! Mend! – Rip’s undone, now start again! Cracks, tears, stitches tight! Just one spell, we’ll make it right! Cracks, tears, stitches tight! Just one spell, we’ll make it right! Poof! Fix! – Good as new, with just a flick! Broken bones? Well, not today… (That’s Cure Wounds, okay?!) [Verse 3] Oh no! Someone cracked a wizard’s wand, Tried to mend it—now it's twice as wrong! Sparks are flying, it won’t behave, Guess we’ll fix it… from the grave! (This is why we can’t have nice things!) [Bridge] Duct tape? No way! That’s for mortals! I work magic, I fix portals! Glass? Fixed! Shields? Mended! Horrible plans? Uh… let’s pretend it! (Not even Mending can fix THAT mess!) ✨ [Final Chorus] Snap! Mend! – Rip’s undone, now start again! Cracks, tears, stitches tight! Just one spell, we’ll make it right! Poof! Fix! – Good as new, with just a flick! Shattered dreams? Nice try, okay… (Mending don’t work that way!) [Outro] I fix your boots, I fix your gear, But I ain’t fixing your life, my dear! Rip it, zip it, good as new— Snap my fingers—bam!—all through! Next! Who broke what this time? [Outro music to fade out]