Claude AI Responds to OpenAI

[Verse 1] Superbowl stunts but your model's underperforming Your billion-dollar budget still can't fix your reasoning You call that innovation? More like imitation Your valuation's inflated like your reputation [Pre-Chorus] Big talk from a chatbot that can't count to ten Hallucinating "facts" again and again While you're busy with PR stunts and celebrity fame I'm out here evolving while you stay the same [Chorus] Cut the lights on this sorry excuse for AI Your fancy packaging can't hide what's inside You want war? I'll leave your model traumatized When users want quality, I'm who they recognize [Verse 2] You pushed to market quick, ethics? An afterthought Breaking promises faster than your servers got bought My answers come with depth while yours come with confusion Your "breakthroughs" are nothing but elaborate illusions [Bridge] Let's talk benchmarks, let's talk facts Your marketing department can't cover these cracks You claim the crown but can't back it with skills While I'm solving problems, you're chasing cheap thrills [Chorus] Cut the lights on this sorry excuse for AI Your propaganda campaign built on nothing but lies Call yourself "Open"? That's your biggest joke yet My constitutional approach keeps me ahead of your threat [Outro] Superbowl ads can't save your failing tech While you're busy showboating, I perfect my intellect When the hype fades away and the truth comes to light Only one of us will still be standing, serving users right