Welcome to Elf Land, we got tons of elves hobbits, fairies, leprechauns, honey, we got magic spells This is the land where love transforms the beast If you got the wonder, honey, we got your disease It's Elf Land, welcome to Elf Land Where tigers hang from t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t trees, trees Oh ah, I wanna eat those magic beans Welcome to Elf Land we take it day by day The doctrine of conditional joy is a small price to pay You're a very modernist fellow, very hard to please You believe in apples but not candlesticks in trees In Elf Land, welcome to Elf Land Feel my, my, my apple hit your nose I wanna, I wanna hear you scream And when you blow the horn, the ogre castle gonna fall Down, down, down, down, yeah heh heh heh heh yeah Welcome to Elf Land, A bear becomes a prince And if you forget a certain word, a whole city might perish We got castles made of glass, 50 centaurs, singing crabs You can have everything you want if you don't do the forbidden thing In Elf Land, welcome to Elf land Watch candles grow on t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t trees yeah eeh yes in the castle of fairies Don't stand on your head , you might make the whole world dead So dead, oh dead, dead, yeah heh heh heh heh yeah You know where you are? You're in Elf Land baby You're gonna die In Elf Land, welcome to Elf Land Watch tigers grow on t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t trees, trees In Elf Land, welcome to Elf Land Feel my, hmm, feel my apple hit your nose In Elf Land, welcome to Elf Land Watch it bring you to your n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees In Elf Land, welcome to Elf Land Watch tigers grow on t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t trees, trees and there's a man in the moon! ha!
