Hey yo, who dat cat? Dats a cat named Jeff He Jeff when he happy He Jeff when he stress When Jeff was a fetus Jeff Mom say to dad "We gonna have a son His name gonna be Jeff" Dad says what if we bring a daughter into the world? Jeff Mom say Jeff is a good name for girl [Chorus] From birth to death Jeff is Jeff Jeff wuz here, fam Never forget [Verse 2] From Jeff Foxworthy to Jeffrey Dahmer There a Jeff near your home Hopefully he's telling bad jokes And not out eating people Hopefully he's good not evil Hopefully he don't got a mullet either, Maybe he's a teacher, or an artist Who paints Odin on old vans for a dollar Legit, so Get up Grab your Jeff Give them a hug Say them is best Or at least they is Jeff There's probably lots of average Jeffs Lagging behind the rest Give Slow Jeff a chance Give that hug Give Slow Jeff a chance Lagging behind the best Jeff Goldblum first place Jeff Goldblum win Jeff Race
