Days been over nights begun Truck like my life drifting lanes Forgotten names making calls they’ll never pick up Said they loved me but I called their bluff Cards on the table Glass half empty Hearts in my shelf They can’t tempt me anymore Because at the end of the day I learned they were all… mores than I could handle Like cooking smores with a candle Feeling like Bon Jovi Throwing all this sentimental words together I cook with baloney Oh babe give me one more try If we try REALLY HARD I know we could survive JUST ANOTHER RENEGADE JUST LIVING ON A PRAYER BABY TAKE MY HAND I SWEAR PROMISE ON MY LIFE LIVING WITHOUT YOU … (baby, my life is just on the edge, without you I’ll hop off this ledge) my love is pure I’m not just trying to fuck you I write this cheesy romance So maybe we could have one last dance, I’m just a fool out of rhythm, you’re no snake, you’re all out of venom And now comes the Bon Jovi chorus here to bore us BABY WITHOUT YOU I COULD NEVER LIVE I CANT WRITE MUSIC SO ILL SEND YOU THIS SOME ROSES AND FLOWERS MAYWEATHER SHOWERS BABY TAKE ME A WAY TO A PLACE I COULD NEVER BE WITHOUT YOU BABE IM A CHEESY LOOKING TALENTLESS HACK SO BABY REPLAY ME SKIP LIKE A RECORD DO THE TWIST BEND ME OVER IM BON JOVI ILL TAKE THE FIST OUR LOVE A TRAGEDY BABE WHY WONT YOU WEAR THE STRAP ON FOR ME OBSESSED WITH MY MUSIC OF OUR TRAGIC LOVE THAT DONT EXIST LIKE MY TALENT MY MUSICS A JOKE YOU CAN TAKE THE PISS (IM A LESBIANS WET DREAM, PLEASE LOVE ME BABY IM ILLITERATE AND CANT WRITE, OH BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY A LIGHTER TO MY MATCH GATHER ROUND THE OLE BON FIRE SEING FROM TIRES AND ROPES YOU ARE MY ONLY HARP DARLING BABE MY ROSE MY KINDLING FIRE LETS GROW OLD AND RETIRE TOGETHER SOUTHERN PRIDE RISE OUR RAINBOW FLAGS AND KISS OUR KIN AND PRAISE OUR CLAN US SOUTHERN BOYS LOVE OUR TRUCKS CAUSE WE ALL GOT SMALL DICKS AND DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK, AMEN GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN FLAGS)
