[Spoken female voice, giggles excitedly] Oh, what a cute dog! Is it a doodle?! [Intro — male lead, spoken and dry like a can can raconteur] Roll call! [Verse 1 — male lead, relaxed and rhythmic] Labradoodle, Goldendoodle, Bernedoodle, Sheepadoodle, Aussiedoodle, Bordoodle, Boxerdoodle, Cadoodle! [Verse 2 — build with call and response] [Male lead] Bossypoo! [Female backing echo] Bossypoo! [Male lead] Wire-Poo! [Female backing echo] Wire-Poo! [Male lead] Labradoodle? [Female backing response] FABRADOODLE! [Male lead] Doodleman Pinscher! Double Doodle! [Chorus — same melody each time, steady dance beat] [Male lead] Doodle drop! Doodle drop! [Female backing — soft rhythmic echo] Op-op, oh-op! [Male lead] Shake that fluff and never stop! Curly tails and tiny bows— [Female backing — airy, melodic answer] Ooh-ahh, oh-oh! [Male lead with female harmony] That’s where all my money goes! [Verse 3 — male lead] Dalmadoodle, Bassetoodle, Gordondoodle, Pyredoodle, Great Danoodle, Mastidoodle, Saint Berdoodle, Bolonoodle! [Verse 4 — male lead] Shepadoodle, Sheltidoodle, Airedoodle, Keeshdoodle, Weimardoodle, Vizsladoodle, Springerdoodle, Cattle Doodle! [Verse 5 — male lead] Huskydoodle, Malamoodle, Irish Doodle, Irish Troodle, Irish Wolfoodle, Tiboodle, Beardoodle, Beauceroodle! [Chorus — same melody each time, steady dance beat] [Male lead] Doodle drop! Doodle drop! [Female backing — soft rhythmic echo] Op-op, oh-op! [Male lead] Shake that fluff and never stop! Curly tails and tiny bows— [Female backing — airy, melodic answer] Ooh-ahh, oh-oh! [Male lead with female harmony] That’s where all my money goes! [Verse 6 — male lead] Schnoodle, Whoodle, Scoodle, Foodle, English Boodle, Pit Boodle, Ratoodle, Rottle, Canoodle, French Boodle, Foxhoodle, Woodle! [Turnaround — keep the beat] Bowl of noodles! Super doodles! [Verse 7 — male lead] Affenpoo and Aki-Poo, Bossypoo, Brittnepoo, Chesa-Poo and Chi-Poo too, Cavapoo and Corgipoo! [Verse 8 — male lead] Shih-poo, Lhasapoo, Peekapoo, Pomapoo and Maltipoo, Cockapoo and Havapoo, Pugapoo and Newfypoo! [Chorus — same melody each time, steady dance beat] [Male lead] Doodle drop! Doodle drop! [Female backing — soft rhythmic echo] Op-op, oh-op! [Male lead] Shake that fluff and never stop! Curly tails and tiny bows— [Female backing — airy, melodic answer] Ooh-ahh, oh-oh! [Male lead with female harmony] That’s where all my money goes! [Verse 9 — male lead] Yorkipoo, Papipoo, Pinny-Poo and Patterpoo, Schipper-Poo and Shar-Poo too, Westiepoo and Doxiepoo! [Verse 10 — male lead] Chinese Crestepoo, Wire-Poo, German Spitzpoo, Terri-Poo, Sammypoo, Eskipoo, Poolky, Skypoo, Newfypoo! [Verse 11 — male lead] Poogle, Poo-Shi, Pootalian, Pooghan joins the dog battalion! Cavapoochon and Pooahoula, Broodle Griffon does the hula! [Chorus — same melody each time, steady dance beat] [Male lead] Doodle drop! Doodle drop! [Female backing — soft rhythmic echo] Op-op, oh-op! [Male lead] Shake that fluff and never stop! Curly tails and tiny bows— [Female backing — airy, melodic answer] Ooh-ahh, oh-oh! [Male lead with female harmony] That’s where all my money goes! [Verse 12 — male lead] Belgian Shepadoodle, Malinoodle, Candoodle, Bridoodle, Tervoodle, Double Doodle, Aussie Bernedoodle, Flandoodle, Cairnoodle, Choodle! [Breakdown — male lead, same steady groove] Black and Tan Coonoodle, Bluetick Coonoodle, Redbone Coonoodle, English Coonoodle, Treeing Walker Coonoodle! [Verse 13 — male lead] Poochin, Poochon, Pooton too, Jackapoo and Bossypoo! Russian Doodle Terrier— The curlier, the merrier! [Verse 14 — male lead] Froodle, Spoodle, Cavoodle, Groodle, Doberdoodle, Wolfadoodle, Bichpoo, Pekepoo, Poovanese, Rattle, Siberpoo—if you please! Australian Labradoodle, Daisy Dog and Shmoodle! [Final chorus — same melody, fuller female harmony] [Male lead] Doodle drop! Doodle drop! [Female backing — soft rhythmic echo] Op-op, oh-op! [Male lead] Shake that fluff and never stop! Curly tails and tiny bows— [Female backing — airy, melodic answer] Ooh-ahh, oh-oh! [Male lead with female harmony] That’s where all my money goes!
