Jingle Blues ft. 𝒞𝓁ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 ℒ𝓎𝓇𝒳 [TRA Winterfest]

True Rock Alliance [TRA] Winterfest Challenge ☃️❄️ ⬇️ Join the TRA Studio server ⬇️ https://discord.gg/tra-studio Original upload: https://suno.com/song/9f94fe0e-bcc2-467c-92dc-f6136bf55ba3?sh=gZL9UxTJaypCGTg6 When I lived in Poland, people usually went for confessions before Christmas, and they tried to keep themselves "pure" for the birth of Christ. And since premarital "acts" or "self service" could be seen as a sin, many opted to stay "sinless" until the end of Christmas, and hence the "frustration"👩🏻‍🦯... The thought of it got me cackling every Christmas comes around. 🙈 Here's a prayer to all the jingle bells blues...💙🎄 ========================== (Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way....) [Verse 1] The tinsel's up, the mood is right A sprig of mistletoe, a sacred night I poured my heart out in a pure confession A spiritual cleanse, a heartfelt session I felt so clean, a holy sensation A brand-new start for the whole damn nation But then I read the fine print, a liturgical trap A three-day cooling-off period, a spiritual gap [Pre-Chorus] A festive embargo, a sacred delay A celestial "No Entry" until the end of Christmas Day [Chorus] Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what agony it is to wait until the day Jingle bells, jingle blues A yuletide torment, through and through Three nights of silence, a pious test My yuletide log is put to rest Jingle bells, jingle blues And there's not a single thing that I can do [Verse 2] I'm counting sheep in a flannel shroud My thoughts are getting much too loud I see the stockings hanging by the fire And my situation's getting rather dire I try to pray, to read a psalm But my imagination's a psychic bomb Every carol has a double meaning "O Come All Ye Faithful"? My soul is screaming! [Pre-Chorus] A festive embargo, a sacred delay A celestial "No Entry" until the end of Christmas Day [Chorus] Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what agony it is to wait until the day Jingle bells, jingle blues (so blue) A punishment for the faithful crews Three nights of vigil, a pious test My candy cane is laid to rest Jingle bells, jingle blues (blue blue blue blue~) [Bridge] Dear Father, I have NOT sinned... I did my penance,I'm scrubbed and bright... So why do I lie awake tonight? Imagining all her shapes and sighs.... I absolved my guilt, I came out clean.... But goddangit...... I want to sin again! I WANT TO SIN AGAIN! [Chorus] Jingle—bells, jingle—blues (so blue) A festive, throbbing, holy bruise Blue—bells—jingle, jingle—bells—blues, A punishment for the faithful crowds (dammit!) Three nights of this liturgical flu My north pole's got nothing left to do Jingle bells, jingle blues [Outro] Three more days... till the savior's birth... Three more days... feeling the weight of the earth... Jingle bells... jingle blues... Just me... and my... holy, celestial... ... Jingle bells.... Blue.