«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» Oh no, the blender’s smoking, the cat’s on fire I dropped my phone in the toilet, I swear I’ve lost my mind The zipper on my bag just snapped and now it’s raining pens I stare at duct tape like it’s the answer to my sins I hear a voice inside my head whispering, “Don’t you worry, babe” I grab a paperclip and a rubber band, now watch me save the day Sticky notes and gum, and maybe half a straw Suddenly it works, and I don’t even know how «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» He’d fix it, he’d twist it, he’d make it explode I’m just a girl standing here with chocolate in my coat If I had a Swiss knife, I’d be a genius too But for now I’m screaming, “What would MacGyver do?” «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» Paperclip, chewing gum, twist it, tie it, boom! Turn a toaster into a rocket and a broom into a boom-boom I’m tripping over life, but somehow I get through MacGyver in my head says, “Honey, you know what to do!” «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» My backpack’s a trap, my shoes fell in the sink My laptop’s on fire, okay, I’ll just… think I duct-taped a chair to a skateboard, now I’m flying past the trash And somehow my cereal’s safe, like a tiny little MacGyver smash I wink at my reflection, hair stuck in glue Laughing at the chaos, ‘cause what else can you do? If life throws you lemons, or glue, or a toaster fuse I just whisper softly, “What would MacGyver do?” «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» He’d fix it, he’d twist it, he’d make it explode I’m just a girl standing here with chocolate in my coat If I had a Swiss knife, I’d be a genius too But for now I’m screaming, “What would MacGyver do?” «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» Paperclip, chewing gum, twist it, tie it, boom! Turn a toaster into a rocket and a broom into a boom-boom I’m tripping over life, but somehow I get through MacGyver in my head says, “Honey, you know what to do!” «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» The dog’s stuck in a box, the sink is overflowing I’m duct-taping a lamp, while my neighbor’s door is glowing I grin like a maniac, I’ve got chaos in my hands But somehow, somehow, it all works out like MacGyver planned «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌» Paperclip, chewing gum, twist it, tie it, boom! Turn a toaster into a rocket and a broom into a boom-boom Life’s a mess, but it’s fine, I already knew MacGyver in my head says, “Honey, you know what to do!” “Honey, you know what to do!” «◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»💣«◌»«◌»«◌»«◌»
