My darling Joan I won’t forget your sweet and tender smile My darling Joan you never fail to light up a room My darling Joan I’ll always treasure the day we met I’ll treasure, I’ll treasure I’ll treasure, oh, that memorable day My darling Joan you were not perfect but sure were mine My darling Joan you could silence a room with your nasty remarks My darling Joan your hatred of animals rattles my core My darling Joan you even yelled at me in your sleep your body, your body your body, it was just okay My darling Joan I’d hide in the closet and read my bible for strength My darling Joan our dinners were silent and we never had sex My darling Joan the only thing you loved were your expensive hats My darling Joan your favorite hobby was making me cry you monster, you monster I wish I killed you but you choked on some corn My darling Joan do they let you use your humidifier in hell? My darling Joan does the devil let you curse him in front of his friends? I hate you, I hate you I hate you, now I’ll dance on your grave. You’re in the ground I’m alive and bugs are eating your head
