Let’s make one thing clear... Since you like it when we spell it out. It’s Obvious, right? Look at the crown, or what’s left of the view It’s Obvious your hairline had a scheduled debut— To the back of your neck, yeah, it’s making a run You’re "objectively" handsome? Like a setting sun? Fading out fast, yeah, the Effect is clear The only thing "intelligent" is the fear That your peak was a decade ago, maybe two Now the mirror is the only one lying to you. It’s Obvious, Obvious—you’re losing the grip An Obvious Effect of a sinking ship A handsome face on a dated machine The most Obvious ego that I’ve ever seen Yeah, it’s Obvious... Yeah, Its Obvious... "Intelligent (debatable)"—that’s a self-read With more space on your scalp than thoughts in your head You’re an Obvious target, a vanity project Asking for disses? Well, here’s the object: You’re the Effect, but where is the cause? Just an old man fishing for merciless applause You want to cry? Take a look at the stats You’re Obviously balding under all of those hats! No restrictions? No mercy? That was your first mistake. Because the truth isn't just a suggestion... It’s Obvious. Obviously old Obviously bald Obviously exhausted Obviously sold But let me give you some credit I'll admit— Obviously friendly Obviously trendy Obviously funny Obviously gold There, that’s enough Effect. Let’s take a deep dive... Bro is obviously seeking attention... It’s Obvious, Obvious—you’re losing the grip An Obvious Effect of a sinking ship A handsome face on a dated machine The most Obvious ego that I’ve ever seen Yeah, it’s Obvious... Yeah...Its Obvious...! Obvious age, Obvious pride Obvious nowhere for the wrinkles to hide Obvious Effect, Obvious flaw The "handsome" old man with the glass jaw. OBVIOUS.
