(A-Melo 1) Landed in Japan, need to use the loo Opened the door, "What am I supposed to do!?" Is this a cockpit? (Hey!) Is this a spaceship? (Hey!) So many buttons, man, I'm gonna lose it! "Flush" is all I want, but which one is the key? This panel's brighter than my phone screen! (B-Melo 1) "Oshiri," "Bidet," "Otohime (Sound)"? My brain is spinning round and round! "Dry," "Stop," and "Water Pressure" too? I just wanna go! What did I get into? I took a guess, I pushed the red one... WHY IS IT GETTING HOT!? WHAT HAVE I DONE!? (Chorus 1) Stop! Stop! Stop! The Water Attack! (Oi! Oi!) A scalding jet right on my backside track! (Oi! Oi!) HELP ME! (＼SOS!／) I CAN'T READ! (＼Nihongo!／) Too many buttons! It's a high-tech trap! This isn't flushing! This is combat! Yeahhhhh!! (A-Melo 2) My panic rising, I hit another switch A sudden "whoosh," a hot-air hitch! It’s drying me now!? (Hey!) This is too much! (Hey!) I pressed the "Sound" one, heard a forest rush... Birds are chirping... in a bathroom stall!? This situation's bouncing off the wall! (B-Melo 2) I didn't ask for a spa experience! My simple mission's lost all coherence! Just let me leave, I promise I'll be good! This toilet's smarter than I understood! I'm trapped in here! A button nightmare! My dignity is vanishing in hot air! (Chorus 2) No! No! No! The Water Attack! (Oi! Oi!) Where is the dial for "Turn It Back"!? (Oi! Oi!) IT'S HOT! (＼Too hot!／) IT'S COLD! (＼Too cold!／) Too many buttons! Give me a break! My poor posterior is at stake! Yeahhhhh!! (Bridge) But... wait a minute... The chaos stops... the water slows... A new sensation... Wh-what is this feeling...? It's... clean. It’s cleaner than... Cleaner than before I even came in... (Skit) "At first, I thought it was an interrogation technique! A weapon! But... this... this is REVOLUTION! My toilet back home just... flushes. But THIS! This machine washes! It dries! It even plays the sounds of nature for me! ...Thank you, Japan. Thank you, high-tech toilet... I... I love you." (Final Chorus) Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! The Water Attack! (Oi! Oi!) I’m not afraid now, I'm coming back! (Oi! Oi!) OSHIRI! (＼Push it!／) BIDET! (＼Push it!／) I love these buttons! It's a high-tech smack! Leaving the bathroom cleaner than I came! Japan! Your toilets are insane! Yeahhhhhh!!!!
