[Verse] Life was nice in the south of France Lavender fields and fields of romance Fine wine in my hand The best I ever had [Chorus] Then I found poo in the pool and it ain't cool It was so big And I got sick 'Cause I found poo in the pool and it ain't cool [Verse 2] My trip was perfect in every way I planned to stay another day But I'm on my way home And my phone is on airplane mode [Chorus] 'Cause I found poo in the pool and it ain't cool It was so big And I got sick 'Cause I found poo in the pool and it ain't cool



