[Verse] Woke up this morning living my life dodging strife Turned on Channel 4 on the TV with the knife conspiracy News about your petty pain which you all need therapy I'm the origin detail, you want to blame Bob of course you do Know what? Bitch! Fuck!! You, you, and you too!!! I don't know you, never showed you, never gave your ass a clue Sit back and relax and let me give you a review Every disaster, every chapter tagged with my goddamn name I was across the damn country — how the hell is that my claim Imagine if I made you feel you are a piece of SHIT! OH, and you got the credit for a disaster? I had no part of, not one bit And somehow the blame came with a perfect bullshit view I didn't build this disaster — but apparently I did for you [Hook] Now I get to blame you! Every mess, every disaster — that's on you! Now I get to say FUCK ALL OF YOU!! I'm done — and I'm coming for you fucking too! [verse] You want the devil? Fine — I'll put on the coat I'll be your villain, your disaster, every word you ever wrote Bob's the mastermind, the architect of every single mess Pulled the strings on all your bullshit while still getting dressed I put somebody in a dress — don't ask me who — and tied every bell Apparently that's also Bob's fault and honestly fair, it went well I engineered the trust just so I could watch it fall apart Coached every exit, every betrayal, every broken heart So bow to your villain, your disaster, your one man wrecking crew Bob did everything — and Bob is just getting started on you [Hook] Now I get to blame you! Every mess, every disaster — that's on you! Now I get to say FUCK ALL OF YOU!! I'm done — and I'm coming for you fucking too! [instrumental break] [drums and bass hold the pocket — guitars drop into a palm-muted chug — siren stab hits — reversed cymbal swells build — chain-rattle fills — four-on-the-floor stomp builds to a detonation — drops into final hook] [hook] Now I get to blame you! Every mess, every disaster — that's on you! Now I get to blame you! Bob is done — and Bob is coming for you too! [outro] [TV static — signal cuts — dead air]