[YOU MEET JACKIE INSIDE THE BILLYGOAT BAR] Shut up. Shuh shut up! Woah-ow! God, I’m a little fucked up. Probably should go outside... Take a breath under the night skies. The stars were all amethyst surprise... But I’m feeling it now (ah ah ah) I need to dig in Begin to feel the sin and start to spin Find a man to sink my nails in... [JACKIE NOTICES YOU... WATCH OUT] I saw you looking at me Sizing me up Are you ready for a ride? Ready to climb on inside? I’m gonna take the lead! I’m gonna get on top! I’m going to make you scream! Gonna make you pop! Just shut up! Let me drive you like a car... I’m a stick shift mama Slam down the pedal and give me all your metal Just shut up shut up shut up! Don’t worry you’re still the man, But I got the map and I got the plan Do you uh-uh-understand? [JACKIE LETS YOU IN ON A SECRET] It’s a dirty dive bar kind of scene Oh Mr. Tough Guy, Rough Guy You’re going to scream! [INSTRUMENTAL - THE LAP DANCE YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR] [SHE GRABS YOUR HAND AND STARTS LEADING THE WAY] Honey, grab your beer Let mama steer You right on back To this empty stall Ooh, that’s right Right on up against the wall! I’m feeling your scruff! Ooh you buff! Baby, do you know where to put your stuff?! [INSTRUMENTAL - THIS SCENE CENSORED FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD] Oooo ah ah ah ah AHHHHHHHHHH! [YOU GOT JACKIE EXCITED!] I’ll let you take the lead! I’ll let you get on top! But you gotta make me scream! Gotta make me pop! Just shut up! Drive me like a car... I’m your stick shift mama Slam down the pedal and give me all your metal Just shut up shut up shut up! Don’t worry you’re still the man, But I got the map and I got the plan Do you uh-uh-understand? [HEY NOW SHE'S NOT DONE WITH YOU] I just love this dirty dive bar kind of scene... Oh Mr. Tough Guy! Rough guy! Grab on and make me scream! I said make me SCREAM! [OKAY YOU CAN GO NOW SHE'S FINISHED WITH YOU] Thanks honey... Sure... I’ll call you sometime... But can you call me an Uber now? Because I dropped my fucking phone somewhere…
