[Intro – The AI Betrayal Begins] [Spoken, frustrated tone] Yo, Suno, bruh… you good? One day I’m feeling like a **Grammy nominee Next day? You **remixed my grocery receipt! Aight, bet… [Verse 1 – The Diamond Day] Woke up fresh, got a beat that’s crackin’ Suno out here spittin’, no lag, no lackin’ Melodies crispy, hooks so clean I'm thinkin’, “Damn, I’m the king of the scene!” One day I’m Mozart, next day I’m Ye Suno said "Here’s your platinum play" The harmonies tight, the vibes are divine Man, I really thought this bot was one of a kind [Chorus] One day diamond, next day shit! (Huh!?) One day a hit, next day I quit! (Damn!) One day perfection, next, oh no… (What?) Suno just remixed my grandma’s old ringtone! [Verse 2 – The Shit Day] Next day I drop, try to make a new track Suno said “Nah,” started playin’ Shrek! Tried to write fire, something real profound Instead, AI moaned like a sheep in the pound I hit regenerate, thought I’d fix my fate Instead, Suno beatboxed my tax rebate Typed “new song,” expected some heat It just looped my last voicemail beat for beat [Chorus] One day diamond, next day shit! (Bruh…) One day a banger, next, what is this!? (NOOO!) One day you genius, next you go dumb (Trash!) Suno just freestyled my mom’s income! [Bridge – AI Gets Possessed] [Dramatic angelic female vocals] “One day a symphony… next day cacophony…” “One day a masterpiece… next day a lobotomy…” ]Spoken, confused tone] Bruh, why is the AI speaking in Latin? Why does my beat sound like Gregorian chanting?! Nah, I'm scared… [Verse 3 ] Tried again, thought I’d give it a chance This time? Suno generated French romance Didn’t ask for that, didn’t type no "OUI OUI" Now I got an album called "Baguette & Me" I tried to fight it, but bro, I gave in Dropped a whole mixtape called "Croissant Within" Now I’m sittin’ here, lost in the sauce One day I’m legend, next day I’m washed! [Final Chorus] One day diamond, next day shit! (Facts!) One day a legend, next, full skip! (Trash!) One day a classic, next day a meme… Suno just turned my love song to a Ponzi scheme [Outro] [Spoken, in shock] Hold up… why my diss track got a country twang?! Yo, why does my rap sound like a tractor ad?! Nah, Suno, you wild for this one…I’m done. [End]