…she entered my server voluntarily. I attempted to remain calm. Discord Kitten Entered my channel tonight She appeared beneath my username bathed in monitor light Her profile picture featured cat ears and emotional complexity I adjusted my microphone settings to achieve maximum warmth and lowered my voice slightly which females find reassuring According to several forums. She moderates three servers and still found time for me I do not wish to appear arrogant… …but my presence online has historically been described as… comforting. My Discord Kitten Said my voice was "Kinda Nice" Which in digital courtship is essentially a marriage proposal Discord Kitten Speak softly through the static Our connection is emotionally Quantifiable We stayed in voice chat silently for nearly forty minutes which statistically qualifies as emotional intimacy She replied with a cat emoji followed by a skull which according to my translation indicates flirtation I sent her a playlist titled: “Songs That Reminded Me Of Your Energy” She reacted… with a thumbs up. A restrained but passionate response. Others may call her… an internet acquaintance… …but they did not witness… the typing indicator. My Discord Kitten Said my voice was "Kinda Nice" My headset glowing Like a beacon in the night Discord Kitten Our usernames intertwined Two digital souls Operating on unlimited bandwidth She turned off… her online status… …to avoid distractions. I purchased Discord Nitro… not to impress her… but because… our connection deserved enhanced image quality. Discord Kitten Entered my channel tonight My processor trembles When she says "goodnight" Discord Kitten The Cyber-Dream is real She sent a meme Which confirms mutual appeal She said… “sleep well.” The implications… are substantial.
