Walked in... First cart I touched... Butter. No wobble. Hit a sideways tokyo drift... Nice Today got potential. Automatic doors opened like... Welcome back. Don't mind if I do. Apples catching the light just right. Little too right. Why this apple got a better skincare routine than me? Turned it over... peal coating Cool. Didn't know fruit needed a clear coat. Strawberries looked incredible. Package said... Triple washed. With what? Hope they remembered to tell the strawberries. Grabbed some bread. This will defiantly outlive my third born child That's impressive. Also... Concerning. Kid yelling from 4 aisles down... New recipe. Improved taste. Now with even more... Whatever that word is. Ingredient list looked like somebody dropped Scrabble tiles. Halfway through... Cart hit me with... SQUEEK You too? Great start to the day Thought you were one of the good ones. Guess modern life's getting to everybody. Kept pushing. What else am I gonna do? Switch carts now? Look at all this stuff in you. We've been through too much together. Passed the frozen food. Picture on the box looked incredible. Picture's got a better life than whatever's inside. Salad dressing got twelve ingredients. Salad got one. Interesting right? Every package screaming... Healthy choice. Healthy according to who? The guy selling it? Fair enough. Got to checkout. Receipt long enough to qualify as a short story. and I only got three bags... Wait wasn't the cart full? Walked outside. Cart rolled smooth again. ... Convenient. Guess the store was the noisy part. Loaded everything in. Sat there a minute. Seat full of food Damn it... I forgot the eggs.
