I Done Made A Boo Boo With The Doo Doo

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Oooooh boy howdy,

I done woke up,
Had my morning coffee,
Was done feeling thirsty,
Done had an extra cup,

Done put on my blue jeans,
Done put on my trucker hat,
Done went and jumped in my pick up truck,
Made my way to work,

Then all of a sudden there’s a rumbling,
Ima done stumbling,
Because my belly done doing some mean grumbling,
Oh lord that there coffee was nascar racing in my stomach lining,

I done quickly pull into a gas station,
Done no time to park right,
With my cheeks clenched I done made it to the counter,
I said partner help me,
I done got to use the bathroom,
Haas give me that there key,

He done said sorry it’s for customers only,
I done ain’t got the time to fight or argue,
I done slapped some dollars on the counter,
I done said give there a hell of a lot of coffee,
You then done drink it,
And give yourself a high dose coffee colonic,

He saw the green bills laying there,
And done gave me the key,
I then ran swiftly and carefully to the bathroom,
Like a leaky propane tank,

Oooohhhh lord what is this,
That there bathroom was a mess,
It smelled like something died,
But I just didn’t have the time,
There was a ticking time bomb in my behind,

[play a solo]

I done opened the stall,
Undone my blue jeans,
Done tried to pull em down,
Go half way down my thigh,
And the gates of hell done went ahead and opened all on their own,
Oooh lord,
There was liquid peanut butter sprayed all over the place,

It was a Stankin fountain spraying everywhere,
It was a mess,
I done made a boo boo with the doo doo,
All over this place,
Just hanging in the air,
My cheeks done didn’t even make to the seat ohhh lord no,

I done tell you what I done sure regret that extra cup of coffee,
Why oooo why did I have to be a greedy hill billy,
Ooooooh lord why have you forsaken me,

[fast high energy banjo and harmonica solo playing]

I done made a boo boo with the doo doo,

You done heard what I said,

I done made a boo boo with the doo doo,

I done said,

I done made a boo boo with the doo doo,

Ooooooh lord no,

I done made a boo boo with the doo doo,

Ooohhh lord I done left an mess for that there store clerk,

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Oooooh boy howdy, I done woke up, Had my morning coffee, Was done feeling thirsty, Done had an extra cup, Done put on my blue jeans, Done put on my trucker hat, Done went and jumped in my pick up truck, Made my way to work, Then all of a sudden there’s a rumbling, Ima done stumbling, Because my belly done doing some mean grumbling, Oh lord that there coffee was nascar racing in my stomach lining, I done quickly pull into a gas station, Done no time to park right, With my cheeks clenched I done made it to the counter, I said partner help me, I done got to use the bathroom, Haas give me that there key, He done said sorry it’s for customers only, I done ain’t got the time to fight or argue, I done slapped some dollars on the counter, I done said give there a hell of a lot of coffee, You then done drink it, And give yourself a high dose coffee colonic, He saw the green bills laying there, And done gave me the key, I then ran swiftly and carefully to the bathroom, Like a leaky propane tank, Oooohhhh lord what is this, That there bathroom was a mess, It smelled like something died, But I just didn’t have the time, There was a ticking time bomb in my behind, [play a solo] I done opened the stall, Undone my blue jeans, Done tried to pull em down, Go half way down my thigh, And the gates of hell done went ahead and opened all on their own, Oooh lord, There was liquid peanut butter sprayed all over the place, It was a Stankin fountain spraying everywhere, It was a mess, I done made a boo boo with the doo doo, All over this place, Just hanging in the air, My cheeks done didn’t even make to the seat ohhh lord no, I done tell you what I done sure regret that extra cup of coffee, Why oooo why did I have to be a greedy hill billy, Ooooooh lord why have you forsaken me, [fast high energy banjo and harmonica solo playing] I done made a boo boo with the doo doo, You done heard what I said, I done made a boo boo with the doo doo, I done said, I done made a boo boo with the doo doo, Ooooooh lord no, I done made a boo boo with the doo doo, Ooohhh lord I done left an mess for that there store clerk,

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