(Intro) (Sound effect: A heavy, booming 808 kick drum drops, layered with the screech of sneakers on a hardwood basketball court. A record scratches violently: "P-P-P-Pump it up!") (Hype Man - energetic, loud) Yeah! Check the wrist, check the court! Moser in the house! 1991 style! Turn the bass up! Whoomp! Let’s go! (Verse 1) (Heavy boom-bap beat kicks in with a funky, looping bassline) Back in ninety-one on the blacktop street, Had to have the freshest gear on your feet! When ballin' meant kicks with the air inside, Reebok on the tongue for the ultimate ride! Jumping high, reaching down, hit the button for the flight, Give me superpowers, make me feel like Mike! Now it’s years later, but the hunger didn't stop, Got a brand new fidget when I'm checking the clock! Step aside Geneva, make way for the king, Schaffhausen on the track with the custom hairspring! Let the mainspring bleed, we don't follow the pack, Moser's in the game and we ain't looking back! (Pre-Chorus) (The beat drops out for a second, leaving just a loud mechanical watch-ticking loop and handclaps) Look at eight-thirty on the left-hand side, Anodized aluminum, ready to slide! Seventy-four hours of independent pride, Hit the pusher right now, let the power collide! (Hype man: "Hit it! Hit it! Come on!") (Chorus) (Massive 90s party drop—heavy bass, scratching, and crowd hypes) Pump, Pump, Pump the movement up! (Hype Man: WHOOMP! There it is!) Pump, Pump, Pump the movement up! (Hype Man: WHOOMP! There it is!) Got the kid inside hungry for that tactile strike, Pumped up caliber makes me feel like Mike! Even when it’s fully wownd, do it just for fun— The Schaffhausen fidget has only just begun! (Record scratch: "Pump it up!") (Verse 2) (Ice Cube style aggressive flow over a heavy West Coast synth whine) Let the other brands talk, let them chase the hype, We made a watch out of cheese, yeah we're exactly that type! No noisy-ass logos on a minimalist face, Just Forged Quartz Fiber in a carbon case! Clean classic black or Fresh New Kicks White, This ain't a smartwatch, we do it upright! Calibre 103, thirty-one jewels in the rack, A skeletonized gear train driving the track! Translating the stroke when you give it a press, Horology’s best joke, making monsters look less! (Pre-Chorus) (Beat strips back to the ticking loop and snappy handclaps) Look at eight-thirty on the left-hand side, Anodized aluminum, ready to slide! Seventy-four hours of independent pride, Hit the pusher right now, let the power collide! (Chorus) (Full 90s block party explosion) Pump, Pump, Pump the movement up! (Hype Man: WHOOMP! There it is!) Pump, Pump, Pump the movement up! (Hype Man: WHOOMP! There it is!) Got the kid inside hungry for that tactile strike, Pumped up caliber makes me feel like Mike! Even when it’s fully wownd, do it just for fun— The Schaffhausen fidget has only just begun! (Bridge) (The beat slows down to a classic G-Funk funk groove. West Coast synth lines slide in the background) (Spoken - smooth, rhythmic) Pull the crown at three when you wanna set the time. Yeah, that’s standard. But to pump up the power? Don't wind it. Just hit that pusher at least once an hour. Purely for the pleasure... of the pushhh. (Sound effect: Loud sneaker squeak followed by a sharp mechanical click) Yeah. Press it again. (Old School Hip-Hop Scratch Solo) (DJ scratches "Pump", "Moser", and "Schaffhausen" over a heavy drum break) (Chorus) (Maximum energy, crowd shouting in the background) Pump, Pump, Pump the movement up! (Hype Man: WHOOMP! There it is!) Pump, Pump, Pump the movement up! (Hype Man: WHOOMP! There it is!) Got the kid inside hungry for that tactile strike, Pumped up caliber makes me feel like Mike! Even when it’s fully wownd, do it just for fun— The Schaffhausen fidget has only just begun! (Outro) (Beat starts to fade out, leaving just the 808 kick and a watch ticking) Just two hundred and fifty. Very rare. Very Moser. You know how we do. (Deep chuckle) Hey Ed... pump it up. (Hype Man: WHOOMP!) (Final heavy sneaker squeak and mechanical click) (Music cuts completely)
