Merry Christmas Mother Flucker

Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker, let's jingle this town downMerry Christmas, Mother Flucker Elf boots stompin', got the whole block jumping now Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Gingerbread swagger, bugger sugar dust in the air,Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Mistletoe mischief—couldent catch me if you dare. [Verse 1] Snowfall glitter light got streets dressed in chrome towns ready for a crown Reindeer traffic jam, Santa on his phone. Eggnog beam in the cup, spiked flammable, Stockings on the mantle, santas lines are insain—can’t beat it with a wisk Candy cane lane, red and white stripes, Wrapping paper battles, scissor shank fights [Chorus] Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker, let's jingle this town downMerry Christmas, Mother Flucker Elf boots stompin', got the whole block jumping now Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Gingerbread swagger, bugger sugar dust in the air,Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Mistletoe mischief—couldent catch me if you dare. [Verse 2] Tinsel tangled up, like last year's plans, Gingerbread hoes doing magic bomb TikTok . Sleigh bells ring , echos through the head thick thot, Cookies for the big man, the bricks whole dont take a bite though. Frosty’s in the yard, puffing on his pipe, Tree lit up, tokein takes up his whole night [Prechorus] Deck the halls, but watch the wrayh Elf on the shelf, plotting a krampus trap Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker, let's jingle this town downMerry Christmas, Mother Flucker Elf boots stompin', got the whole block jumping now Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Gingerbread swagger, bugger sugar dust in the air,Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Mistletoe mischief—couldent catch me if you dare. [Chorus] Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker, let's jingle this town down, Elf boots stompin', got the whole block jumping now Gingerbread swagger, bugger sugar dust in the air, Mistletoe mischief—you couldn't catch me if you dare. Swingin’ through December, a flirty delight, The North Pole’s poppin’ on this holy night. Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker, let's jingle this town downMerry Christmas, Mother Flucker Elf boots stompin', got the whole block jumping now Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Gingerbread swagger, bugger sugar dust in the air,Merry Christmas, Mother Flucker Mistletoe mischief—couldent catch me if you dare.Merry Christmas, Mother Fucker