[Intro: cocky spoken male voice, smooth charismatic like Robin Thicke, minimal funky bass tease, playful confidence] “You think you’ve heard it all? Nah... Let me tell ya somethin'...” "I got a special for ya, baby. You ready for the ride?" [Verse 1 – Tales from the Tavern: smooth funky male rap-sing delivery, sultry swagger, light electric piano stabs] Bent a teefling back on a pile o’ gold, She called me “daddy,” then summoned the cold. Got a blowie mid-flight from a skyship crew, Told ‘em, “If we crash, at least I came too.” Pulled a prince outta drag at a royal affair, Fucqed him so good he forgot he was heir. Took three in a row in a cursed old crypt, Still left lookin’ fresher than the priest I dikked. [Pre-Chorus: building groove, handclaps and cowbell emphasis, cocky teasing tone] When I step in, they’re all startin’ to sweat, You want a taste of me? Bitch I'm gonna get you wet. MacDaddy’s got the goods, I’m the main attraction, The “Folk Hero Special” gets ‘em all askin’. [Chorus: full funky disco groove, confident falsetto hooks, layered background harmonies, slinky bassline prominent] Ain’t just burgers I serve at MacDaddy’s, hon, You want a shake with that? Meet me when my shift’s done. My milkshake brings ‘em all to MacDaddy’s, babe, You want a taste? Better watch how you behave. [Verse 2: playful boastful flow, groovy syncopation, electric guitar accents] Banged a noble on a griffon mid-swoop, He moaned so loud, we spooked the whole troop. Slid down a chimney for a holiday blow— Left his bells jinglin’, ho-ho-ho. Did a dryad in the woods till her roots gave way, Now the forest moans every Midsummer’s Day. Tavern tales? Nah, these all check out— Ask Mephala, she’ll scream it loud. [Chorus: repeat with added falsetto ad-libs, keep the groove tight] Ain’t just burgers I serve at MacDaddy’s, hon, You want a shake with that? Meet me when my shift’s done. My milkshake brings ‘em all to MacDaddy’s, babe, You want a taste? Better watch how you behave. [Verse 3: cockier and more explicit delivery, sensual low register on key lines, sparse percussion] Fucqed on silk sheets in the Royal suite, He paid extra just to lick my feet. Jenova? Damn right she was mine for a week— Had her tied up moanin’ like a bitch in heat. And Jimmy? That boi swears he ain't into coq, But he moaned like a hore when I sukked him off. Back behind that coop with his ass all bear— Pretty lil’ slut beggin’ me to make him come right there. [Pre-Chorus: rising energy, handclaps build, teasing confidence] When I step in, they’re all startin’ to sweat, You want a taste of me? Better place your bet. MacDaddy’s got the goods, I’m the main attraction, The “Folk Hero Special” gets ‘em all askin’. [Chorus: full energy, layered harmonies, falsetto echoes on “milkshake”] Ain’t just burgers I serve at MacDaddy’s, hon, You want a shake with that? Meet me when my shift’s done. My milkshake brings ‘em all to MacDaddy’s, babe, You want a bite? Better watch how you behave. [Bridge: low sensual spoken-sung, sultry falsetto build, sparse drums and bass groove] “Yeah, you think you can handle this?” “I’m just gettin’ started, baby...” Got ‘em lined up, drippin’ and raw, Think you’re a champ? Gonna break that jaw. You want a ride? Better grip that bed— You’ll be beggin' for mercy before I’m fed. [Louder, hype energy ramp] But don’t worry, baby, I’ll get you off... Right after I finish with your friend over there. (ahahah!) [Final Chorus: peak groove, extended with ad-libs, full band feel] Ain’t just burgers I serve at MacDaddy’s, hon, You want a shake with that? Meet me when my shift’s done. My milkshake brings ‘em all to MacDaddy’s, babe, You want a taste? Better watch how you behave. [Outro: slow funky fade, spoken cocky ad-libs over repeating groove, layered laughs and echoes] "eheheh" “You didn’t think it’d end like that, did ya? Oh, baby... it’s just the beginning.” "Now, who’s up next for a taste of the ‘Folk Hero Special’?" "All you can eat meat baby!" "MacDaddy's got you..." "uh huh" [fade out with slow groove] "yeah MacDaddys got you baby" "hey there melons.....Sup?" "ehehe" "my milkshakes fuckin' famous boi!!!" "we got sausage... buns....whatever your taste" (oooooooo.....oooooo) (uh huhhh)
