[Dirty guitar hook] Oh, for God's sake— Listen. You keep looking for a message Like I buried one somewhere Like there's seven hidden meanings Every time I stop and stare You keep checking every window While I'm standing at the door I don't know how much more obvious A grown man can be anymore I laugh too hard when you're funny I remember what you said You walk into a room And every clever thought Falls out my head You ask me what I'm thinking Okay— Here it is instead [Chorus] Don't be a stoop! I am into you! How much clearer Do you need me to be? Don't be a stoop! Yeah, I'm talking to you! You make a damn fool Look good on me I like your fire I like your fight I like the way you make A wrong day right Don't need a clue Don't need a sign Don't be a stoop! I am into you! [Guitar hook] There. Was that subtle? I like you when you're laughing I like you when you're pissed I like the way you say you're leaving Then remember something that you missed I like your independence Even when it drives me nuts I like the woman who says exactly What she will And what she won't I don't want some polished version I don't need you playing nice Give me messy Give me honest Give me wrong And give me right You keep wondering what I see in you Jesus Christ— All right [Chorus] Don't be a stoop! I am into you! How much clearer Do you need me to be? Don't be a stoop! Yeah, I'm talking to you! You make a damn fool Look good on me I like your weird I like your wild I like the woman And the kid inside Don't need a clue Don't need a sign Don't be a stoop! I am into you! [Bass break] [Drums] [Half-spoken] And before you start— No I'm not saying you owe me anything I'm not saying Because I feel it You have to feel it too I'm saying— You keep asking Why I look at you like that That's why. [Distorted cello enters] [Bridge] Maybe I joke Because the truth Gets way too fucking real Maybe stupid little punchlines Are the safest way to feel 'Cause underneath the laughing Under every smart-ass line There's a man who got surprised By finding out His heart's alive And if you never choose me Yeah That'll hurt like hell But loving you was never something I needed you to sell You don't have to be my answer For my answer to be true I know exactly how I feel Do you? [Silence] [Guitar feedback] Ah, shit. Here we go— [FINAL CHORUS] DON'T BE A STOOP! I AM INTO YOU! I have run out Of subtlety! Don't be a stoop! Yeah, I'm talking to you! You make my heart Forget how to beat Then— BAM BAM BAM There it goes! Every damn time You get too close I don't need fate To tell me why Don't be a stoop! I am into you! [Backing vocals] Into you! I said— Don't be a stoop! [Backing vocals] Into you! I'm fifty-one years old Why am I acting sixteen? [Guitar stop] Because I'm into you. Obviously. [Huge final chord] [Feedback] [Quiet voice] Stoop. [End]
