[Instrumental intro] (Intro) How’s it going, ladies? How do my hair look today? Pffff..., don’t even talk to me... Ouch, that’s not fair... (Chorus) There’s a cashier unlike the others, He hears BEEP all day long, but he’s not about to break. His little heart beats to the rhythm of BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!! It’s Batou, the cashier, beep-beep-beep!!! Or maybe I’m wrong. [Break] (Verse 1) In his little world, he’s always fixing his hair, Batou, loyal to his post, never falters there. Every item scanned, every price displayed, He dreads the moment he’s about to BEEP again. (Chorus) There’s a cashier unlike the others, He hears BEEP all day long, but he’s not about to break. His little heart beats to the rhythm of BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!! It’s Batou, the cashier, beep-beep-beep!!! Or maybe I’m wrong. (Verse 2) Under pale neon lights, he juggles barcodes with flair, Rushed customers and overflowing carts, he bears. But nothing gets to him, for that’s his mission true, In his world, happiness is a beep beep-beep BEEEEP. [Instrumental Solo] (Chorus) There’s a cashier unlike the others, He hears BEEP all day long, but he’s not about to break. His little heart beats to the rhythm of BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!! It’s Batou, the cashier, beep-beep-beep!!! Or maybe I’m wrong. (Bridge) At the end of the day, he counts every coin, Batou, in his silence, dreams of paths divine. But come morning, back at his post, he stands tall, He knows today the beeps will call him once and for all. (Chorus) There’s a cashier unlike the others, He hears BEEP all day long, but he’s not about to break. His little heart beats to the rhythm of BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!! It’s Batou, the cashier, beep-beep-beep!!! Or maybe I’m wrong. (Finale) So let’s give a shoutout to Batou, manning the till, For his endless patience and a hearing soon to chill. In the world of BEEP, boredom’s out of sight, Batou, the cashier, beeping into the night! [Finish solo] [Fade-out] [END]
