[Spoken] I walked into a rest-ront in Dallas Texas to get myself some breakfast one morning And the prettiest waitress I've ever seen in my life came over to take my order She says how can I help you, cowboy I said I'll take a Western omlet and a large glass of milk please She looked a little embarrassed and she said they don't serve Western omlets in here Can I get you anything else? I looked her up and down She smiled... and this is what I told her [Verse 1] Then bring me a picture of a cowboy With wrinkles 'round his eyes Leather chaps for leggings Put him 'neath a Western sky With the sunset over his shoulder Mount the picture in a mess-keet frame Give me a woman who will hang it in her kitchen Honey I'll give that woman my name [Pre-chorus] cause I start my days With Western ways I start my days With Western ways (yeehaw) [Chorus] Yippee-tie-yie-yo you can saddle me up Honey ride me over a mountain Take me to a canyon with a waterfall We can ditch this soda pop fountain I want a narrow road with hairpin curves leading to the top of the sky Where the valley lights when the sun goes down Are just some stars that fall in the night I'll take my days With Western ways I take my days With Western ways [Spoken] With a big grin on her face she says: WOW you're bound and determined to get that omlet aren't you... I said... yip! [Verse 3] Or you can bring me a picture of a cactus that's growing free and wild And right up in the foreground put a coyote on the prowl Or send me a picture postcard straight from Two-Dot Montana Of a woman with a warm heart and her hair in a bandana [Pre-chorus] And I'll take my days With Western ways Yes I take my days With Western ways [Spoken] Well then she did the darndest thing She pulled a red bandana out of her apron She tied it up in her hair She said, I make the meanest western omlet in Dallas There happens to be an empty nail in my kitchen... Where's your saddle cowboy? [Chorus] 'Cause I'll saddle you up Yippee-tie-yie-yo I'll ride you over that mountain I'll take you to a canyon with a waterfall We can ditch this soda pop fountain I know a narrow road with hairpin curves leading to the top of the sky Where the valley lights when the sun goes down Are just some stars that fell in the night [Outro] Yeah she took my days And my Western ways Now we start our days On Western ways [Spoken] Happily. Ever. After.
