[Intro] THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! That’s all I had! …Probably! [Strophe 1] Walked in thirsty, Friday night, Three cold beers and everything’s right. Sat down smiling, feeling free, Then the whole damn bar stared at me! [Pre-Chorus 1] ONE BEER! TWO BEERS! THREE BEERS! HEY! Why’s everybody looking my way? [Refrain 1] THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! I ONLY HAD THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! Why’s everybody staring here? ONE! TWO! THREE! Come and sing with me! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! …MAYBE FOUR! [Post-Chorus] THREE! THREE! THREE! THREE BEERS! HEY! HEY! THREE! THREE! THREE! THREE BEERS! HEY! HEY! ONE! TWO! THREE! THREE BEERS! WHO’S COUNTING?! [Strophe 2] I sang too loud, I danced too wide, Hugged some stranger by my side. Bought a round, I don’t know how, Everybody loves me now! [Pre-Chorus 2] ONE BEER! TWO BEERS! THREE BEERS! HEY! Why’s everybody looking my way? [Refrain 2] THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! I ONLY HAD THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! Now the whole damn bar can hear! ONE! TWO! THREE! Everybody sing with me! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! …MAYBE FOUR! [Breakdown & Build-up] Three… Beers… Three? THREE! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR?! [Drop] THREE! THREE! THREE! THREE BEERS! THREE! THREE! THREE! THREE BEERS! I ONLY HAD THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! [Finaler Refrain] THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! Everybody sing it loud! THREE BEERS! THREE BEERS! Best damn night in this whole town! ONE! TWO! THREE! THREE BEERS! THREE! THREE! THREE! THREE BEERS! …Okay! …MAYBE FOUR! [Outro] Bartender… be honest. FOUR! I knew it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ✧ 𝒷𝑒𝓇𝓉𝒾𝟽𝟻 © 2026 Human creativity × AI collaboration Music created with the assistance of artificial intelligence All rights reserved -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
