Pach (@pach) Song Remix Verse 1: When my Wi-Fi gets slow and it starts to lag, I find my comfort in reruns of Friends. Clicking "Next Episode" with sleep in my eyes, Blankets and sweatpants—my uniform lies. Verse 2: Here’s a screenshot of my "Watch List" page, Shows I’ve ignored for a decade or eight. Bitter reminders of unfinished plots, Always "Are you still watching?"—well, obviously, not. Chorus: Life is too long, my free time is short, Blessed are those who still share their logins! Verse 3: Here’s my ex’s profile, still on my screen, Took my HBO but left Love Is Blind. A trail of rom-coms and half-watched docs, Dark silhouette of the queue that won’t stop. Bridge (monotone, deadpan): Buffering… buffering… Buffering… loading still. Verse 4: When my bank account’s drained and I’m out of cash, I find my joy in the "$3.99" tab. Cutting expenses but keeping the subs, Paper reminders: "Cancel your trials." Chorus (repeat with despair): Life is too long, my backlog’s too short, Blessed are those with a working VPN!
