National Hairball Day Anthem

[Verse] Yo, my cat on the rug, sittin’ smug, lookin’ regal, Then he starts gaggin’, soundin’ like a broken seagull. Hairball brew, it’s a gross kinda magic, Turn my clean carpet into somethin’ tragic. [Vinyl Scratch break with Cat Hack Audio Clip] [Chorus] Hairball hustle, he coughs with muscle, Spittin’ out fur like a furry tussle. My cat’s got moves, call him DJ Hack, Drop the bass, then he lays it back. [Instrumental break with Cat Hack Audio Clip mixed with Vinyl scratching] [Verse 2] He struttin’ ‘round the house, tail like a flag, Pukin’ up surprises, no need for a bag. Under the couch, he plots his next attack, Sneaky lil' ninja with a furball knack. [Vinyl Scratch break with Cat Hack Audio Clip] [Bridge] Oh no, here it comes, the sound of doom, Echoes like thunder through the living room. Paws on the tiles, the stage is set, Hairball drop—grossest mic check yet. [Chorus] Hairball hustle, he coughs with muscle, Spittin’ out fur like a furry tussle. My cat’s got moves, call him DJ Hack, Drop the bass, then he lays it back. [Vinyl Scratch break with Cat Hack Audio Clip] [Verse 3] I feed him the finest, gourmet kibble, Still, he hacks it up like a messy riddle. My vacuum’s tired, it’s beggin’ for peace, But this hairball saga—it’ll never cease.