[Verse 1] She's heavy in the waist, Got fur on her face, But she wags that tail like a helicopter blade. Snorts when she dreams, Steals all my socks and my jeans, Leaves hair on the couch in a full-on parade. [Pre-Chorus] She ain't no runway model, More like a fuzzy potato on four legs, But when she looks at me with those big dumb eyes... [Chorus] She's my girl! (My girl!) My slobbery, wiggly, perfect world! She drools on my pillow, She farts in the car, But I'd fight a bear just to keep her right here. Heavy in the waist, Fur on her face, She's still my girl! My beautiful girl! [Verse 2] She barks at the mailman like he's committing a crime, Rolls in dead stuff and smells like old limes. Begs at the table with that pitiful whine, One ear up, one ear down, half the time she's half blind. [Pre-Chorus] She ain't winning no beauty shows, But she wins every single day that she chose To love me more than I probably deserve... [Chorus] She's my girl! (My girl!) My zoomie-chasing, treat-obsessed world! She pukes on the carpet, Then cuddles real sweet, Licks the tears off my face when I'm feeling beat. Heavy in the waist, Fur on her face, She's still my girl! My ridiculous girl! [Bridge] Yeah the vet says "she's a little... voluptuous", I just call her my precious chunky nugget. People laugh when we walk down the street, But she's got my whole damn heart wrapped 'round her feet. [Final Chorus (bigger, heartfelt)] She's my girl! (My girl!) The best damn thing in this crazy world! Through good days and bad days, Through rain and through shine, She's my ride-or-die, four-legged valentine. Heavy in the waist, Fur on her face, She's forever my girl... my one and only girl!
