Everything Is Going According To Something (Cedric)
[Verse 1] I checked my notes this morning And everything looked fine The kingdom lost three armies But that happens all the time Sir Lancelot joined a monastery Or married Arthur's horse The details were confusing So I wrote down both, of course [Chorus] Hey! Clap your hands and sing along! Everything is going according to something! Hey! Raise a cup and ring the bell! We're succeeding rather badly but succeeding all the same! Hey! Clap your hands and sing along! Everything is going according to something! If you ask for facts and evidence... You've come to the wrong man! [Verse 2] A ghost appeared at midnight To lecture our good king I think it was his uncle Or a decorative spirit thing The king awoke quite suddenly And swore he'd save us all Then spent three hours discussing The proper way to mount a horse [Chorus] Hey! Clap your hands and sing along! Everything is going according to something! Hey! Raise a cup and ring the bell! We're succeeding rather badly but succeeding all the same! Hey! Clap your hands and sing along! Everything is going according to something! If you ask for facts and evidence... You've come to the wrong man! [Verse 3] A sheep became important Though nobody knows why A knight still seeks a golden cup And rarely passes by A red-haired lady frightened kings By simply standing still And Galahad solved every problem By believing harder still [Bridge] Excalibur now rules us Or so I've heard today The sword has several policies And forms to make us pay I tried to interview the blade It did not care for me Though in fairness that's completely normal Most things don't, honestly [Final Chorus] Hey! Clap your hands and sing along! Everything is going according to something! Hey! Raise a cup and ring the bell! We're succeeding rather badly but succeeding all the same! Hey! Clap your hands and sing along! Everything is going according to something! History will prove me right! Provided I write history! [Outro Spoken] Thank you for your attention. Several statements in this report May be inaccurate. Or goats. Cedric's Official Chronicle Volume Three.
