[Intro] (Pure dead brilliant, welcome tae Thailand, boys!) [Verse one] Awrite, jist landed in Thailand this mornin' an' we're ower the jet lag noo Fun, bevvy an' aw the rest. We've goat it aw sorted, so we huv It's fuckin' braw an' hot oot here Gawn hame, noo? Naw, we don't think so [Verse two] Food, bevvy, culture, but mainly we're here tae get steamin' Everything else back hame? We can happily say we've missed it It's probably lashin' it doon back hame, so it is We've got the hale city tae roam! [Instrumental] (We're fuckin' buzzin', aye!) [Bridge] Right, we've left the hotel an' we're oot oan the toon A hoat load ay stuff tae munch, dae an' gawp at Mind, we're watchin' oorselves wi' the wummin roon here Let's get oan it an' crack open a beer, ya beauty! [Chorus] A night in Bangkok So steamin', we're bokin' intae a sock Wha gies a toss? We're havin' a belter Leavin' this place wi' memories tae last [Instrumental] (Wooah, jist haud on till we git back tae the college next month, eh!) [Verse three] Music's fuckin' belter, so it is Heids are goin' roon We're steamin' aff oor heids We're full, back tae the hotel an' back tae oor beds [Bridge] Nane ae us spiks Thai Find wir way back, we'll try Yet efter a while, we're back Blootered but we're still oan track [Chorus] A night in Bangkok Too steamin' tae notice the clock Bollocks, we hud a right laugh anyhoo Let's dae this the morra! [Intro] (Pure lovin' it already, so ah am!)