Kevin the infamous housefly, got up Before the sun Went straight for the plate He wanted some fun He walked on the salad (hehe) He sampled the rice Left a tiny black comment On somebody’s slice (blah) He buzzed through the kitchen (buzz buzzz) Like he owned the place Then landed on dinner With terrible grace (yihaa) Oh, Kevin You little menace You live for the crumb You die with disgrace Kevin, Kevin Get off my plate. (Get off!) Kevin, Kevin You flew too late Kevin, Kevin Face to face Now you’re a stain In a sad little place (hahaha) Kevin, Kevin Buzz all night (buzz buzzz) Kevin, Kevin Then lose the fight Kevin, Kevin Rest in the grave You left behind Too many eggs He crawled on the table (eeek) He crawled on the spoon He crawled on the window At quarter to noon He hovered by noses ..[sneeze] He toured every head Then found a warm cheek And walked across bed He made a hard left For the cereal bowl He did a lap Through the sugar hole (yummie) Oh, Kevin You little scamp You slept in the fruit You bathed in the lamp Kevin, Kevin Get off my plate (get off!) Kevin, Kevin You flew too late Kevin, Kevin Face to face Now you’re a stain In a sad little place (hahaha) Kevin, Kevin Buzz all night (buzz buzzz) Kevin, Kevin Then lose the fight Kevin, Kevin Rest in the grave You left behind Too many eggs He had a wife Back in the wall A widow in waiting At the end of it all (buhuu) Eight hundred eggs (aaaww) In a dusty little row One quick smack And the whole thing goes Kevin, Kevin Get off my plate (get off!) Kevin, Kevin You sealed your fate Kevin, Kevin What a day One tiny smack And Kevin went away Kevin, Kevin Buzz no more (buzzzz) Kevin, Kevin Hit the floor Kevin, Kevin Life can be cruel You left behind A future brood He will not be missed
