[Intro - raido static] Here we go warp drives active [Chorus - chant] I got a piece of shit ship That fucking pile of shit Never gets me out of Hek [Verse 1] My Ship's a big piece of shit Cos the stablizers are fucking shot And my pods fucking broken I got to fix the leak, you got any gum? It's a piece of shit I can't see through the view screen Cos it's got a big fucking crack And the interior smells real bad Cos Vinne is smoking in the back It's a piece of shit [Chorus - chant] Piece of shit ship Piece of shit ship He's got a piece of shit ship It sucks box licker dick That fuckin' pile of shit 100% crap Never gets me far from the station Oh, fuck you, ship [Verse 2] It's got no SUNO player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my ship can lick my sweaty nut sack They can kiss my ass too And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" You fuckin' piece of shit ship [Chorus] Piece of shit ship I got piece of shit ship I've got a piece of shit ship Warp drive sucks my ass That fuckin' pile of shit That pile of metal shit Never gets me very far from the station [Bridge - Chant-style] Oh what the fuck did I do? What the fuck did I do? What the fuck did I do? To get stuck with you [Verse 3] You're too wide for drive-through But I'm too broke to buy something new And I'm banned from the Hyper net Oh fuck me Well the engine likes to scramble it self The ship always fucking stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So that spring always pokes the balls Ouch, ouch, ouch Plus the air locks are busted I gotta use fucking bubble gum. What a pain in my ass And if a girlie sees my ship There's no chance I'll ever bang her He never ever gets the pussy Hey, shut up Piece of shit ship You piece of shit ship You got a piece of shit ship You piece of shit ship Piece of shit ship Faulty D Scan won't show me neuts warping in I got a piece of shit ship No working probes I can't find that wormhole Its a Piece of shit ship Seven different colors of Rust Ive got a piece of shit ship Fucking rag for a gas cap Piece of shit ship Docking clamps makes the sparks fly everywhere I've got a piece of shit Piece of shit ship I've got a piece of shit ship Piece of shit ship Oh everyone in Jita thinks I'm a loser You got a piece of shit ship [Outro fade out] O crap the caps blown Daddy Bllitz give me a lift Save me from my Piece of shit ship. Never buy anything off Apollo...
