[Verse] I met her down at the county fair Her wild theories filled the air She said the world ain’t round It’s flat as a plate I thought "Well darlin’ This must be fate" [Prechorus] She drew maps with her ruler and pen I said "Honey That’s quite the bend" [Chorus] She's my rascal flatt earther Swears the globe's a liar I can’t unearth her She’s got her feet on the ground Her head in the sky And I’m just here along for the ride [Verse 2] She told me gravity's just a scam Showed me diagrams from Uncle Sam I laughed so hard I spilled my drink But now she’s got me starting to think [Prechorus] She said "Baby Don’t trust what they say The truth’s been hiding since Columbus’ day" [Chorus] She's my rascal flatt earther Spinning my world I’m a believer She’s got her feet on the ground Her head in the sky And I’m just here along for the ride
