[electric guitar intro] [spoken word] Man, I love that shade on you.... [mandolin] [verse] Well good evening, sir can you let me in? Oh great well let's begin They call me Stan but why are you staring at me are you strange or something? I don't like the look in your eyes Man, I ain't do nothing [guitar] [verse] What's going on in that kitchen? You got something good in there to eat? maybe something cold to drink maybe something a little sweet, salty, and tasty oooh I smell perfume is that your wife Tracy? [banjo] [spoken word] I think you should go. Please leave my house now before I call the police. [guitar] [pre-chorus] oh good he's calling the pigs (he's calling the pigs) oh good (oh good) oh good he's calling the pigs aww man and I'm all out of cigs (OK, you want to go nuts?) [dueling guitar and banjo] [chorus] You just pushed the button on an ass kicking machine (Let's go nuts) and after I kick that ass You're getting blown to smithereens and maybe covered in some gasoline You done did it now (you done did it now) you done did it now that color looks nice on you I love it when your lips turn Blue (blue) [guitar solo] [verse] is this love or nope son it's not that type of song there is no loving or hugging just killing and mugging and beating and stomping and hitting you for nothing until you're black and blue we look at you [banjo] [spoken word] Look I have money. I can pay you. please leave now! [verse] you silly bitch don't raise your voice at me this is your home your castle and property and perhaps we didn't meet properly My name is Stan and I'm looking for Diane Ok? [bridge instrumental] [pre-chorus] I'm feeling blue today I'm feeling bluer than blue today (something something makes Stan go nuts) [chorus] You just pushed the button on an ass kicking machine (Let's go nuts) and after I kick that ass You're getting blown to smithereens and maybe covered in some gasoline You done did it now (you done did it now) you done did it now that color look nice on you I love it when your lips turn Blue (blue) [guitar solo] [end]
