it's the morning and I just woke up. I sat straight up and itched my butt. I went upstairs in my underwear. Upstairs becuse the toilet's there. the suns not out, the sky is grey. I smell today. my balls, they sway. I sit on the toilet to make my bladder gladder. gladder bladder makes the world seem ok. I also have to poo, which if I wipe wrong, makes my fingers sadder. Wipe when I'm done and flush it down. if it's yellow let it mellow. if it's brown flush it down. if it's yellow let it mellow. if it's brown flush it down. Yellow mellow yellow mellow, yellow mellow yellow mellow yellow yellow yellow mellow mellow, fellow, mellow mellow. no poop today, just ass gas. ass gas ass gas as gass ass gasses. ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.... gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas. gas gas. gas. gas. gas!
